How often is your dad “working late”?
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING
BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT
JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING
- me: *owns 264 unread books*
- me: *buys 17 new books*
- me: *rereads harry potter*
how often do you have sex?